Elephant Stew Chris Peterson

1 Elephant (medium size) Salt & Pepper

2 rabbits (optional) 427 gallons brown gravy

Place elephant in large kettle. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Simmer over medium heat for about 4 weeks. This will serve 3600 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added But do this only in an emergency as most people do not like hare in their stew.